is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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