I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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