so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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