And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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