i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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