i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
high people should be assigned attendants
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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