new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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