is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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