Sry I called you an 8
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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