I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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