At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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