Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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