If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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