have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
