Cold hands, warm shart.
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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