I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
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