i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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