Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
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soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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