I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Sorry my hands just texted you
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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