i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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