i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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