Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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