Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
How external is "for external use only"?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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