so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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