Kiss
Puke
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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