I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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