Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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