do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
