the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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