are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
