My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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