Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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