i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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