all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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