So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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