Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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