just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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