You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize
