The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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