i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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