You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
