I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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