You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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