i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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