Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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