the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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