David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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