I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
