I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Quick, to the slutcave!
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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