in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
and you fell through a lawn chair
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
wow bdsm is so cute
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