Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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