Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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