Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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