...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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