Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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