Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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